Sep. 14th, 2011

fatgirlskates: Photo of me (right) and my leaguemates at a bout. (derby)
5) Spirit finger whips. (I don't know if that's the real name but it's what I'm going to call them.) Say you're a blocker and you've got a nice open space on the inside line, but the jammer seems kind of lost on getting to it. You stick your hands behind your back and wiggle your fingers to attract her attention. She grabs your hands and you throw your momentum into pulling her around into your newly vacated spot. Tada! They are fun.

4) "You gotta get your butt in her gut! C'mon BLT, it's sexy time, get up in there! I want ass to vagina all over this track!" Whatever, this is my favorite thing at all our practices. I don't get how after a year of this sort of stuff I still crack up EVERY TIME.

3) Speaking of which: "Giving an outside whip, you want to hold your arm straight out, nice and stiff, but kind of bent a little. Like a boner. You want to have a boner arm." OMG

2) STERNUM CHECKS.

1) Stretching out at the end of practice. I think this is always my number one favorite part. Especially after a tough round of endurance training right before stretching, like we did tonight, it feels soooooo good.

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